Episode 1
Pilot
Episode 2
A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
Episode 3
A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork
Episode 4
Loathing and Tube Socks
Episode 5
Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
Episode 6
Abstinence and Pudding
Episode 7
Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
Episode 8
Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
Episode 9
Zombies and Cobb Salad
Episode 10
Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
Episode 11
Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
Episode 12
Corned Beef and Handcuffs
Episode 13
Hot Soup and Shingles
Episode 14
Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
Episode 15
Fireballs and Bullet Holes
Episode 16
Nietzsche and a Beer Run
Episode 17
Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
Episode 18
Sonograms and Tube Tops
Episode 19
Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
Episode 20
Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
Episode 21
Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
Episode 22
Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession
Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica
Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
Terrorists and Gingerbread
Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
Sawdust and Brisket
A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
Quaaludes and Crackerjack
Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby
Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
Caperberries and a Glass Eye
Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
High-tops And Brown Jacket
Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers
Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
Blow and a Free Mcmuffin
Xanax and a Baby Duck
Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
Bad Hand and British Royalty
A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
Good Karma and the Big Weird
Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
Martinis and a Sponge Bath
Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog
Tush Push and Some Radishes
Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute
A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold
A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral
Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet
Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes
Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's
A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion
Fancy Crackers and Giant Women
Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
An Epi-pen and a Security Cat
Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
A Bear and a Bladder Infection
Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
Pudding and a Screen Door
Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe
Esta Loca and a Little Klingon
Eight Cats and the Hat Show
Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head
Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire
A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress
Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots
Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle
Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head
Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime
Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion
Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook
Big Sauce and Coconut Water
Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous
Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz
Puzzle Club and a Closet Party
Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa
Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo
Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class
Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates
Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience
Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire
Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie
Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town
Skippy and the Knowledge Hole
A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses
Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose
Lumbar Support and Old Pork
Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip
Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon
Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada
Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper
Pop Pop and a Puma
Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking
Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird
Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us
Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche
Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome
Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors
Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No
A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog
Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody
Astronauts and Fat Trimmings
Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
