Episode 1
Pilot
Episode 2
Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Episode 3
Poker, Faith, and Eggs
Episode 4
A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
Episode 5
A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
Episode 6
A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
Episode 7
A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
Episode 8
Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
Episode 9
Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
Episode 10
An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
Episode 11
Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
Episode 12
A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Episode 13
A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
Episode 14
Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
Episode 15
Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
Episode 16
Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
Episode 17
Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
Episode 18
A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
Episode 19
Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
Episode 20
A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
Episode 21
Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
Episode 22
Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely
David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's
A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
Pasadena
An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
Graduation
A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of The Zipper
A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
A Black Hole
The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter
A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree
A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog
A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker
A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy
Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning
A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet
An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House
A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby
Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage
A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs
A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture
Funeral (1)
Memoir (2)
