My Girlfriend Is Shobitch

Season 1

No, don't open it so wide please...

Episode 1

No, don't open it so wide please...
"Just whip it out now!" ...can I say that?

Episode 2

"Just whip it out now!" ...can I say that?
Ah, This is My First Time Having Two at Once...

Episode 3

Ah, This is My First Time Having Two at Once...
S-so this is how it goes, huh...

Episode 4

S-so this is how it goes, huh...
It tore... What do I do?!

Episode 5

It tore... What do I do?!
D-don't show this to anyone else, okay?

Episode 6

D-don't show this to anyone else, okay?
Jeez... I can't get my mind off of it...

Episode 7

Jeez... I can't get my mind off of it...
I-I'm not saying you can take it that far!

Episode 8

I-I'm not saying you can take it that far!
I told you, not so suddenly!!

Episode 9

I told you, not so suddenly!!
I can't... take it... any longer!

Episode 10

I can't... take it... any longer!