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Season 1

You look like a slut.

Episode 1

You look like a slut.

Go over to them, introduce yourself, say hello.

Episode 2

Go over to them, introduce yourself, say hello.

We're the biggest losers of the school.

Episode 3

We're the biggest losers of the school.

Suck him completely dry.

Episode 4

Suck him completely dry.

Do you get horny from clothes and make-up?

Episode 5

Do you get horny from clothes and make-up?

Everyone knows boys lie about everything.

Episode 6

Everyone knows boys lie about everything.

You didn't have hair on your balls in your first year of high school.

Episode 7

You didn't have hair on your balls in your first year of high school.

Do I have to spell it? It begins with an N and ends with O.

Episode 8

Do I have to spell it? It begins with an N and ends with O.

I just don't get who you are anymore.

Episode 9

I just don't get who you are anymore.

Please. Don't tell Jens...

Episode 10

Please. Don't tell Jens...

Fuck, you are sexy.

Episode 11

Fuck, you are sexy.

That was just really bad advice.

Episode 12

That was just really bad advice.

Season 2

She is completely obsessed with a bad guy.

Episode 1

She is completely obsessed with a bad guy.

It seems as if I've missed an episode.

Episode 2

It seems as if I've missed an episode.

You have no right to be pissed at me!

Episode 3

You have no right to be pissed at me!

Zoë Loockx, now you have to be careful.

Episode 4

Zoë Loockx, now you have to be careful.

Stop being so hot.

Episode 5

Stop being so hot.

Is he good enough for you?

Episode 6

Is he good enough for you?

I just want to be alone for two seconds.

Episode 7

I just want to be alone for two seconds.

Someone is stressed about their exams.

Episode 8

Someone is stressed about their exams.

It's only complicated if you make it complicated.

Episode 9

It's only complicated if you make it complicated.

He can't get away with this.

Episode 10

He can't get away with this.

Season 3

Wouldn't you let her blow you?

Episode 1

Wouldn't you let her blow you?

Playing hard to get?

Episode 2

Playing hard to get?

What do I have to lose?

Episode 3

What do I have to lose?

I'm not sure.

Episode 4

I'm not sure.

It's not me, is it?

Episode 5

It's not me, is it?

It all went focking fast.

Episode 6

It all went focking fast.

I ruined it. I know.

Episode 7

I ruined it. I know.

You haven't got rid of me that fast yet.

Episode 8

You haven't got rid of me that fast yet.

You are just his next obsession.

Episode 9

You are just his next obsession.

Different topic. Okay?

Episode 10

Different topic. Okay?

Season 4

Fucking shitvirus.

Episode 1

Fucking shitvirus.

There's something about Moyo.

Episode 2

There's something about Moyo.

Nobody puts baby Kato in the corner.

Episode 3

Nobody puts baby Kato in the corner.

What a schmett.

Episode 4

What a schmett.

Get the fock out.

Episode 5

Get the fock out.

They really went too far.

Episode 6

They really went too far.

Everything for love.

Episode 7

Everything for love.

Nobody truly listens to me.

Episode 8

Nobody truly listens to me.

I don't think that's very smart.

Episode 9

I don't think that's very smart.

Some shit you cause yourself.

Episode 10

Some shit you cause yourself.

Season 5

That boy is lucky it's Ramadan.

Episode 1

That boy is lucky it's Ramadan.

But how did you know that he's the one?

Episode 2

But how did you know that he's the one?

Muslims are with Muslims, that's just the way it is.

Episode 3

Muslims are with Muslims, that's just the way it is.

You can't always be strong.

Episode 4

You can't always be strong.

I think God is testing me.

Episode 5

I think God is testing me.

I'm No-smina for a reason, right?

Episode 6

I'm No-smina for a reason, right?

I really thought you weren't like that.

Episode 7

I really thought you weren't like that.

I went too far.

Episode 8

I went too far.

Sorry.

Episode 9

Sorry.

Follow your heart.

Episode 10

Follow your heart.

Season 6

You promised me the first time would be special.

Episode 1

You promised me the first time would be special.

Everything is chill.

Episode 2

Everything is chill.

Episode 3

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Episode 4

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Episode 5

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Episode 6

Episode 6

Episode 6

Episode 7

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Episode 10

Season 7

The sex was good, but he really sounded like an idiot

Episode 1

The sex was good, but he really sounded like an idiot

Sorry not sorry

Episode 2

Sorry not sorry

Is tequila a liquor?

Episode 3

Is tequila a liquor?

What's with the tension, girls?

Episode 4

What's with the tension, girls?

That's not talking. That's bitching.

Episode 5

That's not talking. That's bitching.

Every second counts.

Episode 6

Every second counts.

I mean, pose some more...

Episode 7

I mean, pose some more...

Who doesn't fucking trust who here?

Episode 8

Who doesn't fucking trust who here?

My life is fucked and it's because of you!

Episode 9

My life is fucked and it's because of you!

Everybody's gotta learn sometime.

Episode 10

Everybody's gotta learn sometime.