Episode 1
Never Get Them Wet
Episode 2
Never Feed Them After Midnight
Episode 3
Always Buy a Ticket
Episode 4
Don't Drink the Tea
Episode 5
Always Stab or Run
Episode 6
Always Buy a God a Drink First
Episode 7
Never Squeeze a Fox
Episode 8
Never Hug a Mogwai
Episode 9
Never Give Up
Episode 10
Never Ever Expose Them to Bright Light
Always be Ready for Adventure
Never Take the Tour
Never Use Double Negatives
Always Bring a Toothpick
There's Always a Fortune in the Cookie Factory
Never Get Out of the Truck
Always Ask for Backstory
Never Try the Cider
Always or Never Make Wishes
Always Make the Hard Choice
